Well, ladies and gentlemen I can only offer my sincere apologies for my apparent illiteracy. I don't see how I can possibly atone.
I am a poor editior and by most standards Ill-educated. No matter what I do I always miss things. It's no excuse, I doubt I could offer one by the looks of it. I review books because people send them to me and it only seems fair in exchange, I doubt anyone takes them seriously. Hopefully no one does.

Again, my sincere apologies for mangling the English language, for causing you distress and shaming myself and writing in general. I suppose there is some sort of positive to be found here but alas, I cannot as yet see it.

Thank you for reading it anyway, I will of course accept your criticism and edit as has been suggested.
Josh.