So, all of you who have taken home a Bic or any other pen from work, send them in or suffer "Theft and robberie exceeding the value of twelve-pence, shall be punished with death".
Given the age of our time, if the Bic or any other pen from work, send in only the money (double the value - we'll waive the arbitrary punishment) in accordance with " No man shall take or spoile the goods of him that dieth or is killed in service, upon pain of Seizing upon dead restoring double the value, and arhitrarie punishment."
Madoff rules. - R