If anyone can call this humor - well
- his sense of humour was so limited that he demanded that all court painters refrain from putting a smile on any of his portraits.

- some of his quotes : "You don’t reason with intellectuals; you shoot them". or “Women are nothing but machines for producing children.” of even “Of all the peoples of Europe, Spaniards disgust me the least.” and as last one “A woman laughing is a woman conquered.”

in comparaison with for instance Einstein, who wanted to explain the relatively concept : “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.”

or with Churchill who had this quote : “We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm.”
or this one about his speaking French in a purely English accent : Churchill’s bad French so bothered his Foreign Secretary Anthony Eden, who spoke perfect French with a beautifully polished accent, he felt constantly compelled to correct his boss. This greatly amused Churchill, who said: “Will you please stop translating my French into French!”

lol