Reminds me of this story about Groucho Marx’s quiz show "You Bet Your Life":
Woman: “I have 14 children, Groucho”.
Groucho Marx: “You have 14 children? Why do you have so many kids?”
Woman: “Because I love my husband”.
Groucho Marx: “I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth every once in a while.”